Bhatavdekar and Rithambara

And there one saw the familiar sight again…the flash of an orange sari and a white dhoti, high up in the sky, flying, soaring in the face of fear. Of course, the orange saree was faltering a little due to the heavy load of the girl on her ( she was pretty slim…it must be all the malice in her heart)

“What shall we do with A******e?” (name changed to protect identity…though we’d give a damn? We don’t mind her being stigmatized, and/or lynched) Bhatavdekar came up with an idea “Let her serve the triple purpose we had talked of- the triple causes of blindness, handicap and freedom of mvt of women!” And Rithambhara, with her usual wit and genius, “Yes! And the letters can now complete our logo! B-R-A!”

So there, you could see their purpose, their calling. The dedicated duo fighting constantly for the right of freedom of movement of women, attacking every lingerie shoppe they could set their hands on, descending on them in the cold, pure moonlight. Victoria’s Secrets had a special squad just to protect it from the wrath of these superwomen. But can anyone stop Bhatavdekar and Rithambhara when they have their eyes set on something? Fires will burn, brighter than Rithambhara’s saree, and every piece of hosiery and underwear shall perish in it.

They scaled the fence to Victoria’s Secrets, and Rithambhara turned around to her companion. “Now lets…” But to her amazement, there was no one there.

What happened to Bhatavdekar? (Hint, her dhoti had caught in the barbed wire on the fence...) Will the deadly duo manage to destroy the evil in Victoria’s Secrets? Check our latest issue dated 22/03/06 to find out!

# posted by Neha D. @ 10:01 AM